Tuesday, November 2, 2010

A Dialogue With My Bed: In the Doghouse

"Hey baby, I know it's been a while since I've last seen you. I've been busy--you know, school, work, homework, family. It's just much easier to do it downstairs instead of my room."



"Yea, I do have a desk in here, but I'm going to be tempted to cuddle with you if I'm close to you. It's just better for me if I just sorta distance myself from you. I really need to get good grades."



"What? The couch? No, baby, she has nothing to do with it. You know you're the one I like to lay on and spend my time with."



"I don't know why you're overreacting! Nothing's happen, love. I haven't been anywhere near the couch."



"Oh, baby, don't listen to everything you hear. It's all just talk--none of it's true. Everyone is just saying that to just hurt you. Don't let it get to you. Now come here and lets--"



"Why you acting this way? There's no reason for it. Ok, maybe, I've spent a few nights with the couch, but nothing happened--nothing. I was just really tired and I needed a place to crash, you know, after long nights of studying. No reason to be mad. I would have told you earlier but it was nothing and I didn't want to upset you."



"Come on, baby. I love you. You're my girl. So, let me just lay on your comfy pillow-top and lets catch up on some lost time."



"Why are you doing this? I thought we talked about this. Nothing happened, love! Don't worry to much about it, I'm here with you now. I'm not going anywhere."



"OK! Fine! I get the hint. I'll leave, but I'll be around. Once you're thinking rationally again, just give me a call."



Five minutes later after walking downstairs.



"Hey, couch, I just thought I come by. Yea, another late night. Been at the library all night studying. Oh, baby, you read my mind. Can't wait to stretch out my whole body on you."



"No, not you, too."



END

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